The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Randomize
