So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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