i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm getting married
To pizza
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
