oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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