Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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