i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
