Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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