my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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