You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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