ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
