remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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