Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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