I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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