i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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