did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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