Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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