In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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