when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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