coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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