You're a womanizer and a bitch.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
this will be a night to untag.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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