I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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