I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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