Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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