awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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