well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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