Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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