i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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