I think im going to throw up on grandma
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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