Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I think people are normalizing furries
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