I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Randomize
