So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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