What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
