No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
