Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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