No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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