Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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