He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
