Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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