So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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