that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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