redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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