The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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