She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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