i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my sisters under your porch take her home
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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