I should be sponsored by Trojan
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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