scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think I sprained my soul last night
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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