is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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