Its about making memories worth repressing
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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