that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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