I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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